A honeycomb-style drawer organizer, because half the battle of every morning is just figuring out where your socks disappeared.
A portable cup holder with a suction cup, so you can be fully caffeinated by the time you step out of the shower.
A wake-up light that simulates a sunrise for a more gradual and peaceful nudge to get going with your day.
Cleaning tablets to pop into your travel mug while you're getting ready so it'll be squeaky clean by the time you need to head out the door. (Because you know the struggle of opening your bottle only to find you forgot to clean it out the last time all too well).
A pack of super effective ear plugs for those mornings when the garbage truck swings by your window 30 minutes before you planned on getting out of bed.
A dry shampoo that'll absorb all the oil at your roots and give you that nice, textured, "nope I definitely didn't wake up 15 minutes ago" look.
A beautifully designed grooming product from Humankind so you can wake up free of guilt that you're eroding the earth with single-use plastics.
A cold brew coffee maker – it'll beat waiting in an impossibly long Starbucks line.
A rapid egg cooker, so you can have a quick hard-boiled egg on your way out the door.
A pair of cozy lumberjack socks to keep your feet warm as you zombie-walk to the bathroom.
A reusable, collapsible coffee press so you don't have to mess with annoying pods and paper filters again.
A handmade ceramic oatmeal bowl that'll get you to eat a hearty breakfast *and* keep your hands warm in the process.
An arm-gripping sofa table, so you really don't have to leave the comfort of your couch to indulge in some breakfast.
A bluetooth shower speaker so you can start your day by scream-singing to The1975. And isn't that really the only way?
A fog-resistant mirror so you can proceed with your post-shower grooming without waiting for your bathroom to air out.
A bottle of Soylent — a protein-packed, ready-to-drink meal — if you didn't allow enough time to make a proper meal and need something to tide you over at work.
A microfiber hair wrap that'll dry your hair in record speed — and best of all, won't be a total drag to keep from unraveling from your head.
An infusion pitcher that'll encourage you to hydrate with your favorite fresh fruit, veggies, herbs, or spices.
A tube-wringer, because squeezing out that last tiny bit of toothpaste can be incredibly rewarding, wow!
A commuter mug that'll actually deliver on its promise to keep your bev hot (or cold) all day long.
A durable and simple toothbrush holder with three compartments to tidy up your current grooming situation.
And a mirror that will at least make you *look* like someone who is having a great time being awake.
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