16 Porn Parodies That Have Ruined Everything. EVERYTHING.

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1. First, there's SpongeKnob SquareNuts, which tells the story of a square-testicled sponge who looks like the stuff of nightmares.

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NIGHTMARES, I'm telling you!

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2. Then there's a Back to the Future parody, where time travel is possible thanks to a sex machine.

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3. And of course, there's Tugrats, because we live in a world without any boundaries, it would seem.

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4. In Dick and Morty, there's a cucumber dildo called — you guessed it — "Pickle Dick."

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5. Remember that awful horror flick Hellraiser? Well, it just got worse. Allow us to introduce you to...

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6. What you see right here is Goldar, from Power Rangers, mid-coitus with a Megazord.

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7. In other news, you can probably give up on everything in life once you've seen Pikachu in the Strokémon porno:

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8. The Pokémon parodies don't stop there — this one's based on the Pokémon Go game:

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9. Here's a version of Ghostbusters that unfortunately is out there in this world...

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10. And here's a Scooby-Doo parody whose mysteries we'd rather not solve.

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11. To be quite honest, Gay of Thrones might actually be more tame than the actual show...

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12. While we'll admit that Assventure Time is honestly a really great name.

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13. Here's the ultimate XXX twist on your fave Halloween/Christmas mashup movie:

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14. Meanwhile, in this Ninja Turtles parody, Master Splinter became Master Sphincter.

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15. And if you've ever wondered "Hey, I wonder if there's dinosaur porn out there," boy do we have a Jurassic Park parody for you:

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16. And finally, how could we forget Edward Penishands?

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